Monday, October 23, 2006

Madonna is a Baby-Snatcher


Sources are saying that the father of the baby Madonna is trying to adopt, has now said he didn't mean for the pop star to take permanent custody of his son. He is a farmer who cannot read, and didn't understand the documents that he was told to sign. He'd meant for his son to be raised in England and then returned to his homeland once he is grown, to escape famine and disease in childhood.

He says: "If we were told she wants to take the baby as her own, we would not have consented, because I see no reason why I should give up my son. I am just now realizing the meaning of 'adoption,' "

Apparently when trying to copy Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie, Maddy didn't pay attention to one giant detail: you're supposed to try to adopt ORPHANS.

However, dumb as she may be, she's supposed to be on Oprah's show later this week to defend herself. Meh.

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