Friday, October 06, 2006

I Love Her, But She's Insane


Madonna hauled her rich ass to Africa to visit this village she's planning on donating money to. She decided that the first thing she wants to do is dig them some wells, so they'll have clean water to drink. But folks, it's not filtered Evian she's gonna get 'em, oh no, she's getting them Kabballah water to drink. No kidding.

A source said, "Water is the purest expression of God's sharing essence. The water will be Kaballah water."

Really, the kids don't give a shit what water they're drinking, as long as it's WATER and there's no funky stuff in it. Why spend all the money for the fancy religious water?

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