Oh my God I am so scouring MySpace right effing now trying to find this bitch. This is great!
Says a source: "After she split up with John (Mayer) she set up a MySpace page to meet new people. She did it in a fake name but got really into it. She's totally addicted. Whenever she's at home, she's on her laptop. Jessica loves the idea she can use the internet to look for a man who's interested in her personality. She pretends to be this shy Texan girl."
"Interested in her personality?" Oh give me a break. No dude is interested in someone dumb as a fencepost with a creepy dad except for a nice weekend screw.
Ten bucks goes to anybody who can find her profile though. That would make my freaking day.
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