Recently I re-watched the episode of South Park wherein Parisite Hilton shows up in town to promote her clothing line "Stupid Spoiled Whore." She also ends up getting stuffed up Mr. Slave's ass. How I love South Park.
Anyways, Parisite and her sister Nicky, whom I used to mistakenly think was the smart one, showed up at the Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion over the weekend and made complete drunken morons of themselves.
Says Page Six: "Paris did her usual routine, dancing on a table and lip-syncing as her single, "Stars Are Blind," played. "The reaction is now always the same - her posse of sycophants surrounds her, cheering her, as most people groan," said our witness. "This is really getting old." Nicky provided her own show on the dance floor, "being bent over backwards against the stage by a height-challenged young man as she wrapped a leg around his hip and they played tonsil hockey. She later spent an hour crawling under the tables (apparently) looking for a lost purse. When upright, she was stumbling all over . . . as she was fondled everywhere but the bottoms of her feet by the little 'dance' partner . . . She is handling her breakup with Kevin Connelly in a very mature and sophisticated manner - not!"
Well, some things never change. The sky is always blue, and Parisite and Nicky Hilton are still stupid spoiled whores.
Happy Halloween Everyone!!!!
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