Friday, October 13, 2006

Chestica Made Nick a Drunk


Yet another reason that Chestica Simpson sucks the life from everything she touches, her ex-husband said on Letterman last night that their divorce made him drink a lot.

Says the drunk: "I definitely think yougo through different phases and there's certainly a phase of, 'Oh, I don'tcare about anything - I'm going to throw myself into a little bit of boozeand kind of numb the pain.'
"I went through a little bit of that and came out on the other side andstill have some sobriety left."

Whatever works. I think he should've tossed a stripper or two in there for good measure, though.

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