This Squirrel is Hot Shit

Yes folks, this squirrel is mad as hell and he decided to take it out on some pedestrians.

Says source: "A 3-year-old boy was bitten by the animal several times and has a two-inch wound on his leg, according to the report. Another child was reportedly bitten on his calf and a man sitting on a park bench was attacked by the squirrel. He suffered a bite and scratches on his arm. The attacks took place between August 1 and August 4.

Some people now say the attacking animal should have been captured sooner. One citizen said he captured the squirrel under a bucket after it attacked his friend. He said he released the squirrel when county animal-services workers failed to arrive after two hours. City employees captured the animal this week. Winter Park received notice from the Florida Department of Health Epidemiology stating that the results on the squirrel were negative for rabies."

Sadly, the vengeful squirrel is probably dead hot shit, but still. That is hilarious. I got the best mental picture ever of a squirrel chasing people all over the park. Very Monty Python. "Killer squirrel! Run away!" For those of you who did not get that reference, too bad.