Katie-Kate Holmes, according to Star Magazine, is planning on escaping the Compound of Crazy with the baby potato Suri. C'mon, people! We've got to help!
According to Popbytes: hey boys & girls! here is the very latest scandalous cover of STAR magazine that claims ms. katie holmes has a secret plan to escape with baby suri and someone is going to help her do it - wild! oh man that would be the best - she finally escapes tom's weirdness and his whole creepy scientology schtick...run katie run! (and NOT to leah remini's house)
They can totally hide in my apartment. No way would the Counch Jumping Hobbit even THINK to look for her in my trashed ass apartment full of cats and metal rocking husband.
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