Supposedly, Parisite Hilton has purchased the plot in the wall next to where the goddess Marilyn Monroe is buried. Not for her, or some dead Hilton family member, or the friggin' pope, but her pet goat. Yes folks, she thinks her hairy goat is worthy to be buried next to the legendary Marilyn Monroe. (And by "hairy goat" I DO NOT mean her vah-jay-jay. Seriously. Stop laughing.)
According to a source: "It's absolutely disgusting. Paris booked the plot for a 'Billy Hilton'. Everybody was very understanding because they presumed it was one of her relatives. But it has transpired that it's just an old goat. Normal people are content to bury their pets in the garden and be done with it. But not Paris. This is one of the most prestigious cemeteries in the world, it's not for animals. It should be reserved for superstars."
In other news, Marilyn Monroe has reportedly raised her fabulous ass from the grave, and has given Parisite the beating of her life with her own dead goat.
And to make me happy, here's some Marilyn to brighten your day:
Yes folks, if you ever wondered, Marilyn Monroe = goddess of timeless beauty. Parisite Hilton = Herpes on heels.
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