Barack Obama NOT a Lezzy Fan.

So Lezzy Lohan took to her blog to bitch about Sarah Palin the other day and proclaiming her Obama love, but he's not really feeling it.

From the Chicago Sun-Times:

However, a top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ''is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.''Given Lohan's past problems, plus ongoing brushes with controversy, I've learned the campaign quietly told the actress ''thanks, but no thanks,'' but in far more diplomatic terms.

Translation: "Shut the hell up, you dumb whore. Thank you."

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Random Acts of [Afternoon] Crap

Insanity at a Rage Against the Machine concert. Too bad I missed that! I always enjoy getting my ass kicked at a show I paid money for. - IDLYITW

Morgan Freeman is hospitalized after serious car accident in Mississippi. Hope he is all right! (And no, I'm not being sarcastic here.) - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Kathy Hilton is pissed at McCain for the ad where he used Parisite to attack Obama. That'll teach the cow for giving him money. - The Superficial

Snoop Dogg's tour bus busted for pot. Color me shocked. - Hollywood Rag

Random Acts of Crap

Marilyn Monroe and Judy Garland will probably rise from the dead to bitch-slap New York for tarnishing their memory with her fat tranny ass. - DListed

Nuns love Steven Tyler. I didn't even know nuns were ALLOWED to listen to real music! - The Superficial

More rumors about Madonna and Guy Ritchie's divorce. - IDLYITW

Pete and Ashlee Wentzy got a dog. - Friends or Enemies

Parisite Hilton's boyfriend looks like Boy George. - DListed

Obama denies being "email buddies" to Scarlett Johansen like she claimed. - The Superficial

Mini-Me actor Verne Troyer has a sex tape. There's a clip if you have a strong enough stomach for it, but I'm filing it under "vomit" along with Gene Simmons' tape. - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

KFed named Father of the Year. Seriously. - The Superficial

Lily Allen knows how to party - DListed

Steve-O's been sober 85 days - ICYDK

Christina Aquilera's giant boobies are going nowhere - The Superficial

Its official: Obama gets Democratic nomination - MSNBC

Obama is Funny

Or someting. This is a video of him doing the "Top Ten" on Letterman. Safe to say, I wasn't amused.

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