Random Acts of [Afternoon] Crap

Insanity at a Rage Against the Machine concert. Too bad I missed that! I always enjoy getting my ass kicked at a show I paid money for. - IDLYITW

Morgan Freeman is hospitalized after serious car accident in Mississippi. Hope he is all right! (And no, I'm not being sarcastic here.) - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Kathy Hilton is pissed at McCain for the ad where he used Parisite to attack Obama. That'll teach the cow for giving him money. - The Superficial

Snoop Dogg's tour bus busted for pot. Color me shocked. - Hollywood Rag

Random Acts of Crap

Snoop Dogg's wife arrested for DUI. - The Superficial

Kanye West is still an asshole. Good to know some things never change! - DListed

Kid Rock is dehydrated. And by "dehydrated" they mean "hungover." - DListed

More proof of Tom Cruise's insanity. - Celebitchy

Mischa Barton's nipples. - IDLYITW

M. Night Shamalamadingdong's new movie sucks and he meant for it to suck. Riiight. - DListed