Friday, July 07, 2006

See?? I Was Right. Suri is All Made Up.


Apparently, I'm not the only one who is questioning the existance of Suri Cruise. Not only have there been no public sightings of the supposed daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie-Kate Holmes, but their own friends haven't seen the baby.

"Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show off their spawn to fellow Scientologists John Travolta, Kelly Preston and Lisa Marie Presley. Even good pals Will and Jada Pinkett Smith supposedly have not met the newborn despite repeated calls to Cruise ... 'Every time, it's a different excuse: He's busy or Kate's not feeling well,' said a source. '[The Smiths] think it's so weird.' "

Yeah, I knew it. She's a dellusion from the mind of Tom Cruise. Katie-Kate just goes along with it so she can get the money from their pre-nup.

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