Friday, July 14, 2006

Madonna Wants to Lead Lohan


I brushed on this earlier, but Madonna was none too pleased after teaching Britney Spears the way of the Kabbalah, Spears dumped it after birthing Sean Preston. Now, Maddy has turned her sights onto Lindsay Lohan, whom she has christened Rose.

Really, there are worse religions than Kabbalah. Like The Church of Tom Cruise. I mean, Scientology. So really, it could be worse. Go, Linds.

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