A "family friend" has told Life & Style magazine that Katie-Kate Holmes' parents are not planning to attend the upcoming nuptials of their daughter to freakshow Tom Cruise. They are doing this because their daughter is not being married in a Catholic church, but in a Scientology ceremony conducted by the Cult's leader. (Not L. Ron Hubbard, they couldn't dig his ass up, I think he was cremated or some shit. But Tom woulda done it if he could.)
Says the article: "(Life and Style magazine ) quotes a family friend as saying that Martin and Kathleen Holmes are not happy with their daughter's choice of where to marry. Martin Holmes allegedly told the friend, 'Katie can have a proper Catholic wedding her whole family will gladly be a part of.' "
In other TomKat news, TMZ has some interesting developments regarding the birth certificate of one Suri Cruise. They also have a copy of said certificate. Clicky on link to check it out, it's kinda interesting and supports my theory that Suri is not in fact, human, just a baked potato with magic marker eyes.
http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/11/exclusive-cruise-shields-births-new-twist/
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