Thursday, April 12, 2007

This Dude is a Douche.


Seriously, I hate Joe Francis. He's such a dumbass. It's amazing to me how he's masterminded the Girls Gone Wild empire. I wouldn't figure him for being able to mastermind taking a dump. But hey, that's just me.


Anyway, this dumbass is gonna go to jail, which is awesome. He's a pretty boy, he'll make some big scary inmate a hot girlfriend.


He was doing tax evasion, according to The Smoking Gun: According to a two count indictment filed in U.S. District Court in Reno, Nevada, Francis, 34, sought to conceal income through the use of offshore companies and nominees. At one point, he transferred $15 million from one offshore bank account to a California brokerage account in the name of a Cayman Islands corporation he controlled. If convicted of the federal charges, he faces a maximum of 10 years in prison and fines of up to $500,000. Francis was arrested yesterday on an unrelated federal warrant stemming from a civil lawsuit brought against him by seven underage women who were filmed by "Girls Gone Wild" cameramen in Florida in 2003.


Like I said, I hope he looks good in a dress.

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