Joe Francis is Going to Jail!

A Socialite's Life has the best title ever for this newspiece:

"It's Still Going To Be Sorta Sad When Lusty Cons Make Him Strip For Their Smuggled-In Video Cameras And He Weeps Softly To Himself At Last Knowing What Exploitation Feels Like"

So awesome.

Anyways, the douchebag plead guilty in court, and is going to do a mere 35 days in jail. No matter. Some haggard con is going to LOVE the idea of making the "Girl's Gone Wild" asshole into his girlfriend. And I would SO love to be a fly on that wall. Bring lots of lube, Joe!