Here Comes the Herpes!

Those dumbasses are letting Joe Francis outta jail. Aw. Just in time for Spring Break. Drunk skanky soroity hos everywhere rejoice.

According to DListed: They will also give Joe back his Ferrari and $60,000 they confiscated from him. Joe might be back in Los Angeles as early as tonight.

Yippee. Another strain of herpes to make its way to Parisite Hilton's vah-jay-jay.

Joe Francis is Going to Jail!

A Socialite's Life has the best title ever for this newspiece:

"It's Still Going To Be Sorta Sad When Lusty Cons Make Him Strip For Their Smuggled-In Video Cameras And He Weeps Softly To Himself At Last Knowing What Exploitation Feels Like"

So awesome.

Anyways, the douchebag plead guilty in court, and is going to do a mere 35 days in jail. No matter. Some haggard con is going to LOVE the idea of making the "Girl's Gone Wild" asshole into his girlfriend. And I would SO love to be a fly on that wall. Bring lots of lube, Joe!

Idiot.

More charges for Joe Francis, the biggest moron ever!

According to DListed: As you all know Joe is in jail for tax evasion and for contempt of court. He was charged yesterday for bribing a jail guard for a glass of water. This douche promised a guard $100 if he would get him some water so he could take his sleeping pills. The guard turned him down and so Joe showed him $500. Jailbirds aren't allowed to have cash. That was a smart move. Guards searched Joe and found 16 prescription medications including Lunesta and lorazepam.

I'm all about more shit against this douche. Keep him in jail. Bring his ass down a notch or two. Literally and figuratively.

This Dude is a Douche.

Seriously, I hate Joe Francis. He's such a dumbass. It's amazing to me how he's masterminded the Girls Gone Wild empire. I wouldn't figure him for being able to mastermind taking a dump. But hey, that's just me.

Anyway, this dumbass is gonna go to jail, which is awesome. He's a pretty boy, he'll make some big scary inmate a hot girlfriend.

He was doing tax evasion, according to The Smoking Gun: According to a two count indictment filed in U.S. District Court in Reno, Nevada, Francis, 34, sought to conceal income through the use of offshore companies and nominees. At one point, he transferred $15 million from one offshore bank account to a California brokerage account in the name of a Cayman Islands corporation he controlled. If convicted of the federal charges, he faces a maximum of 10 years in prison and fines of up to $500,000. Francis was arrested yesterday on an unrelated federal warrant stemming from a civil lawsuit brought against him by seven underage women who were filmed by "Girls Gone Wild" cameramen in Florida in 2003.

Like I said, I hope he looks good in a dress.