Oh This Should Kick Ass

Seriously, I'm watching this shit. The second season of Celebrity Rehab has started production. The cast has been released:

Jeff Conway (Are you shocked? I'm sure not. Wonder if his craptastic girlfriend is still around.)
Rodney King ("Can't we all just get along?" Yes, THAT Rodney.)
Nikki McKibbin (DListed says she's from American Idol so that must be why I don't know the bitch.)
Tawny Kitaen (80's video whore.)
Amber Smith (Who?)
Steven Adler (Guns N' Roses)
Sean Stewart (Son of Rod)
Gary Busey (THE Gary Busey? WOO!)

This is going to rock. Jeff Conway and Gary Busey detoxing in the same place. This should be reality gold. I cannot wait. I wish I had a DVR, I'd record this shit.

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Sharon Osbourne is Pennicle of Manners

VH1 is gonna have another one of those "charm school" shows only this time, showcasing the bitches from the two seasons of Rock of Love. They have slated Sharon Osbourne to host. I'm so watching this shit.

Breakout stars from both seasons of “Rock of Love” will come together under one roof to learn and grow in areas of etiquette, fashion, manners, and moderation. They will be refined in hopes to graduate “Charm School” as sophisticated and polite ladies. And who better to push these girls down the road to renewal and re-discovery than Sharon Osbourne. As Headmistress of “Charm School,” Sharon will attempt to strip the girls of their former rebellious and wild ways. And with some help from experts, hopefully transform the girls into fully rockin’ ladies.

The contestants will focus on one lesson a week followed by a demanding test. Whoever doesn’t measure up to the challenges of “Charm School” will be expelled. In the end, the last one standing will be rewarded with $100,000 to put towards her new and improved life.

Definately watching this. According to a Wikipedia page, here is the cast:

Rock of Love 1: Brandi, Rodeo, Dallas, Erin, Heather, Tiffany & Lacey
Rock of Love 2: Angelique, Aubry, Daisy, Destiney, Kristy Joe & Megan

Heather? Oh yes, I am all over this.

This will be classic. Nothing like having a woman host who once shit on a statue to get back at her father, owner of the house she was being thrown out of. Oh yeah, this is gonna be reality gold.

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Oh Please Tell Me This is True!

Once again, no picture because Blogger is selective when it feels like fucking working.

My cold, black little heart is leaping with joy. Someone put up a Wikipedia page advertising a Vh1 reality show called I Love Money. Basically it's like Real World/Road Rules Challenge only with the assholes from Flavor of Love, I Love New York, and the best of the three: Rock of Love. The cast is to be:

Host: LaLa
Pumkin (Flavor of Love, Season 1)
Hoopz (Flavor of Love, Season 1)
Toasteee (Flavor of Love, 2)
Nibblz (Flavor of Love, Season 2)
Bootz (Flavor of Love, Season 2)
Sinceer (Flavor of Love, Season 3)
Thing 1 (Flavor of Love, Season 3)
Thing 2 (Flavor of Love, Season 3)
Chance (I Love New York, Season 1)
Real (I Love New York, Season 1)
Heat (I Love New York, Season 1)
12 Pack (I Love New York, Season 1)
Whiteboy (I Love New York, Season 1)
The Entertainer (I Love New York, Season 2)
Midget Mac (I Love New York, Season 2)
Heather (Rock of Love, Season 1)
Brandi C. (Rock of Love, Season 1)
Destiney (Rock of Love, Season 2)
Megan (Rock of Love, Season 2)
Kristy Joe (Rock of Love, Season 2)

Heather from season 1 Rock of Love will straight kill some bitches. I'm rooting for her already. This will be a masterpiece, mark my words, I'm all over this shit.

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This is Heather giving some season 2 bitch the beatdown she deserves. I posted this the other day, and thought I'd remind you again in case you doubt me when I say she will rule all.