Is Britney the Devil?

Some random source claimed that Britney Spears tried to hang herself inside the rehab center where she's been recieving treatment. They also claimed she carved "666" into her forehead and was screaming about being the anti-christ.

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!" "The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed."

Yeah I didn't believe that to begin with, then saw this on WWTDD.com:

If you read most articles on the supposed attempted suicide, most are written with unnamed sources and with direct quotes attributed to no one. We saw Britney later in the evening on the 28th, the same day we saw the ambulance, attending her first AA meeting outside of rehab. She was looking good and healthy -- far from what you'd expect someone who'd just attempted suicide to look like! She was out again the next evening for a Thursday night AA meeting, where X17 caught up with Brit exclusively. She gave us a sweet wave and a smile -- she looked great!

Yeah homegirl is depressed and has a substance abuse problem. She's not insane. That's what I believe, anyway.

WWTDD.com source:

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1990

Marilyn is Still Queen

IDLYITW decided that in lieu of yapping about the bitches at Anna Nicole's funeral, that we'd rather see some vintage Marilyn Monroe, whom Anna idolized but of course, was no where NEAR as fabulous as. Marilyn is the Queen of Beauty and makes Angelina Jolie look ugly. Yes, I went there.

Anna Nicole FINALLY Gets a Funeral

The funeral for Anna Nicole was scheduled for today, so of course Virgie Arthur had to famewhore it up a little bit more and filed yet another petition in court, which meant the hearse carrying Anna's body had to stop literally feet from the church where services were being held. The petition was thankfully denied, and Anna should be in the ground shortly.

Seriously, it's not like Anna Nicole is frigging Mother Theresa or anything, but the poor thing didn't deserve this. They couldn't even have an open casket service because she's been dead too long. There's a special place in hell reserved for mothers like Virgie.

Britney Goes to AA

Britney Spears left the Promises Rehab center where she's getting treatment to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica. Girl looks almost normal here! Perhaps we are back on track.

FINALLY!

Virgie Arthur, mother to the late Anna Nicole, lost the last-minute petition to the courts to get Anna's body so she could bury it in Texas. The court upheld the previous ruling which would have Anna buried in the Bahamas next to her son, which is what she would have wanted. Virgie will now have to find another way to be an attention whore.

Back to the baby-daddy drama!

Anna Nichole Update

Virgie Arthur, mother to Anna Nicole, recently got to meet baby Dannielynn in the Bahama's where she is staying with creep Howard K. Stern.

A court had ruled that Anna be buried in the Bahama's next to her beloved son, Daniel, but apparently there's another hearing today to see whether that order will be overturned so Virgie can bury Anna in Texas, away from her son. Virgie and Anna had a falling-out years ago, and neither bothered with each other. However, since Anna died, Virgie saw her chance at her 5 minutes in the fucking spotlight and has wallowed her fat ass in it ever since. I hope she loses.

Furthermore, Anna still isn't buried!?!! How long has it been now??!!

Elizabeth Taylor Turns 75

The queen of fabulous, Elizabeth Taylor, celebrated her 75th birthday in Vegas yesterday. She still looks freaking amazing, and a happy belated to her!

Eddie Murphy Tries to Claim He's Not a Bitch

Eddie Murphy had been the heavy favorite to win Best Supporting Actor at the Oscars for his role in Dreamgirls. He didn't win, which shocked many, especially him, apparently. He exited the theater, looking rather pissy, and didn't return, thus missing Jennifer Hudson's win, and the girls performance. However, he is now claiming he didn't leave because he's a whiney baby.

Says his spokesbitch: "Eddie had always planned on leaving after his category was announced to spend the rest of the evening with his family. He did the same thing following the Golden Globe Awards."

Sure. This is the same man who knocked a chick up, then ran like a bitch. So I vote he's a pussy-assed sore loser. That's just me, though.

Did C. Love Steal a Dress?

So Karl Lagerfeld had a few questions for our dear Courtney Love regarding a frock she wore to Parisite Hilton's birthday party. She claimed the designer of the dress was Chanel, but that dress has only been seen on Chanel's runway...it's not released to stores yet.

According to a source: “It was one of many dresses sent to her by stylists and publicists to wear. It did not have a label in it. We haven’t figured out yet which stylist and/or publicist sent that particular dress.”

Meh. Frances Bean looks cute as usual.

Brit's Real Issues

Because we cannot go a day without talking about her, here's some Britney Spears news.

TMZ is reporting that doctors think that Brit's REAL issue is either Bi-Polar disorder or post-partum depression. Neither of which are anything to mess with, so I hope that with her in rehab, they're getting to the root of the issue and getting her some help. If homegirl ever expects to continue with her career, she's gonna need the help because obviously, it's not an easy career.

Either way, I hope they've found the source of the crazy and get her fixed up. This business of FedEx being a better parent than her just messes with my head.

Yeah I posted the picture of her hot because I'm tired of looking at those crazy-ass bald pictures. The hot normal Britney is still alive, just dying to get out, I know it.

Katie-Kate is Still Under The Midget's Control

Apparently Katie-Kate is still taking her happy pills. She showed up for some Oscar events with her midget husband Tom Cruise the the blank stare of the Stepford Wife she has become.

Upon arriving at the famed afterparty, Cruise urged his bride to pose for a photograph alone. "Take a shot of her," he told photographers. But according to an onlooker, the 28-year-old actress refused to take a picture without him. The actor then led Holmes around by the hand, pulling her back and forth while he mingled and she remained silent. Cruise, 44, greeted a few photographers but didn’t introduce his wife, who said nothing and stood next to her husband, waiting for him to finish his conversations. He later asked her again to pose for a picture alone, and she finally agreed. “She looks at him for direction,” the witness tells Us.

Well, some things never change. I still hold out that she'll wake up one day and escape. Time will tell.

Even More Britney Crap

Yep, one massive post again. She's insane, and she just cannot keep her bald ass out of the tabloids.

Anywho, first up, the lovely pictures that adorn this post are of Britney losing it on some photographer's SUV. She was outside FedEx's house, and got all pissed when he refused to see her.

Source:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w64/layla828/ll2.jpg

What's been on most people's minds during all this is "where the crap are the babies?" Well, apparently, FedEx and both the grandmothers have been helping out. FedEx and Lynn Spears have both been caring for the boys, and recently FedEx's mom came up to help out. Britney's family has been really impressed with his behavior since her trip off the deep end: “Britney’s family feels that Kevin has been a blessing and they are very impressed with Kevin taking so much responsibility. Britney’s family found out from the news this morning that Britney had left the rehab. Britney has not asked to see the kids because she knows she is not well and she does not want to scare Preston. She has no credit cards or cash. She is basically on the run at the moment.”

A few months ago, if you had told me I would be preferring FedEx as a parent over Britney Spears, I'd of laughed in your face. There is something twisted in the world when the word "responsibility" is used in the same sentence as "Kevin."

Source: http://dlisted.com/?p=7012

Next: National Enquirer is claiming that the day Brit Brit shaved her head, she also tried to kill herself twice. First time she walked into traffic but was saved by members of her staff. Second time she claims to have taken too many xanax which is why she went to hospital, and probably why she spent the night in rehab.

Source: http://tabloidwhore.blogspot.com/2007/02/this-weeks-national-enquirer-britney.html

AND FINALLY! She's back in rehab! For good this time, or she'll lose the kids!

Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get the help she is now seeking. We're also told this will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children. We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house last night and he wouldn't let her in. Sources say the kids are now in the custody of Federline, and have been since last week."

This is according to TMZ. So we shall see how long THIS one lasts.

Source:

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/02/britney-is-back-in-rehab-again.html

Lohan is in Mourning.

After working in director Robert Altman's final film, A Prairie Home Companion, Lindsay Lohan made a big deal out of saying how Altman was "...the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had." And of course, when he died, there was a funeral. And of course...she went partying with Steve-O instead of attending. Makes sense, right?

Says a source: "If he was so important to her, where was she?"

She was fresh outta rehab getting blasted with a dude who once had his ass cheeks pierced shut. Oh yeah she has wonderful judgement.

Anna Nicole Verdict!

Judge Larry Dramaqueen gave his verdict in who will get custody of Anna Nicole's body, thusly who will get to bury her. Legal guardian to Dannielynn Hope, Richard Milstein, will get the rights. The judge cried when giving his verdict and recommended she be buried next to her son, Daniel, in the Bahamas. Cried??? Oh yeah, that's professional.

More NIN Joy

They updated the site with a couple pictures that have just brought joy to my black little heart. Tonight, Nine Inch Nails plays in the city of love...Paris!

Ah, cannot wait for the new album!

Grey's Anatomy Spinoff???

Rumor has it that ABC is thinking of having a New York themed spinoff of Grey's Anatomy starring Addison.

At first I agreed with seriouslyomg.com and thought if she took Dr. McSkeezy with her this might work, but then the more I think about it, the more I think, HELL no. Addison needs to stay in Seattle, because her and Alex were meant to be. Send McSkeezy for all I care. This shit would suck, though.

Yaaay!!!!!

Gwen Stefani is talking about getting back with the band that made her famous, No Doubt. I am rejoicing, seriously!

She said: “I got an idea in my head about what we could do and now that’s all I can think about - doing a No Doubt record.”

Thank God! I like her clothes and solo stuff okay, but No Doubt rocks my shit. Bring back Tony!!!!!

Big Britney Crazy Update

Yeah I figured life would be easier if we just combined this into one post.

First! Apparently, she and FedEx had a big ol' argument, which led to the hair-shaving. From The New York Daily News: They had a huge argument," a source told the magazine. "Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she's been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved."...Testing her hair could determine whether she had been abusing illegal drugs, which could be used against her in the looming battle for custody of their two young children."

So yeah. She's not totally crazy, I guess, just mostly. Source for this:

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/02/you-should-thank-k-fed.html

Oh yeah, she has already checked herself out of rehab. Those pictures are supposedly from inside rehab. But who knows? Bitch is gone.

Source:

http://dlisted.com/?p=6963

Britney Spears is Officially Mentally Insane

Wow. Someone needs happy pills.

Britney Spears lost it at some hair salon in Tarzana. She wanted the stylist to shave her head, but she refused. Therefore, Brit took the shears and did it herself. Then she went to a tattoo shop in Sherman Oaks and continued down the crazy train.

Says a witness: “She wasn’t making sense at all and you could tell she’s not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out.”

She got a cross on her hip and some lips on her wrist. It cost her $80. What a quality shop. She was a fat batch of crazy while getting the tatts done too: “She was a nightmare to deal with. She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around.”

Apparently she was covered in NyQuil stains. After the two trips to crazy, she visited a hospital then went home.

Seriously, this is not just run-of-the-mill sorta crazy like the crap Parisite Hilton pulls. This is full-on, someone put her in NOW, kinda crazy. This is getting weird, people.

Kim Mathers Isn't Too Smart

So let's say you are Kim Mathers. You used to be married to Eminem. Once, he wrote a song about how he put his girlfriend in the trunk of his car and him and his daughter merrily go to drive the car off into a body of water somewhere. He had "Die Kim Die" tattooed on his body. We're not talking about someone peaceful and sweet here. So yeah, you're Kim, and you're talking to a Detroit radio station and you're asked about your ex, and you know all this, how do you respond?

"I can't stand him. He's an absolutely horrible person, and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him or I hear his name. There's nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all."

And then you go on to talk about your sex life:

"(Its) bad …he's not very well endowed … If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."

And if that's not enough to pretty much seal your fate, tell another news source (Detroit News) that he doesn't care about his daughter:

"Since he left the house in February (2006), I don't know what he's doing. His visits are few and far between, and when he does come around, it's nothing positive." (He is) always yelling and complaining about something." She said Hailie consistently asks, " 'Why's dad acting so weird?' That's what they say every day."

Oh yeah I see bad things for her in the future. She is not the brightest bulb.