Showing posts with label movie premieres. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie premieres. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

What the Hell is that Shit on Her Head???


This is Sarah Jessica Parker at the Sex and the City movie premiere and apparently, she stopped by a fucking forest on the way and glued a bunch of grass and shit to her head on the way. Seriously, who let her leave the damn limo looking this freaking stupid?


She probably only did it so we'd pay attention to her horse face and not the other bitches. Well, Kim Cattral was always my favorite, so suck that SJP! Take that and glue it to your head!

Friday, March 30, 2007

Hypocrite!


At the British premiere of Wild Hogs, which I heard was a giant steaming pile, closeted actor John Travolta said some dumbass things.


"It [global warming] is a very valid issue. I'm wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities. Everyone can do their bit. But I don't know if it's not too late already. We have to think about alternative methods of fuel. I'm probably not the best candidate to ask about global warming because I fly jets."


Yeah. He showed up at the premiere on a motorcycle. And the geniouses over at IDLYTW put his hypocrisy in words that I just cannot match. They are beautiful. I shall quote:

And by "fly jets" he means "I own five." Specifically, a customized Boeing 707, three Gulfstream jets and a Lear jet that he keeps on his private runway. The runway he's used to take off for each of the 30,000 miles he's flown in the past 12 months. Miles in which he's produced an estimated 800 tons of carbon emission, roughly 100 times more than the average human. It's even more awesome when you find out that John Travolta lends his jets to fellow closeted gay actors who want to have sex without the fear of paparazzi. So, to reiterate, John Travolta wants you to power your house with a bicycle and a car battery, but it's ok for him to melt the polar ice caps so Jake Gyllenhaal can break in his new butt plug. Yeah, that sounds reasonable.


I love it. One day, I will be that awesome. Until then, John Travolta can suck eggs.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Drew Barrymore is Hot


I don't care what ANYBODY says (I'm looking at YOU, Michael K of DListed!) Drew Barrymore is HOT in these pictures. But then again, I like that sort of jewelry.


She's at the premiere of Music and Lyrics, that movie she's in with Hugh Grant. Meh. Someone tell me if that movie is worth seeing, I'm not sure yet.