Chestica Simpson is a Whore

Well, duh. Apparently Sean William Scott has said the reason he and Nick Lachey do not get along is because he fucked Chestica during the filming of Dukes of Hazzard.

From what he said to some radio show:
DJ Whoo Kid: I heard you had beef with Nick Lachey, man.
Stifler: Oh, 'cause I fucked Jessica Simpson?
[Assorted OH!'s, DAMN's, That is WACK!'s]
Stifler: No, but I did!
DJ Whoo Kid: One rumor out da way!

Since she also allegedly did the herpes-king Johnny Knoxville while filming the same movie, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she's sort of a whore. How many other dudes did she cheat on Lachey with? These two douches and Adam Levine are on my list so far...

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Happy Birthday Johnny Knoxville

To a man who has made his living getting kicked in the nuts, happy 37th Johnny Knoxville. Holy crap what? Knoxville is 37?? I had no idea that dipshit was that old. Geez. No wonder he's doing movies now. Getting a little old to get in golf cart crashes, aren't we?