Random Acts of Crap

Bret Michaels to have a third season of that Rock of Love crap on VH1. Also known as the third annual Herpes Convention. - DListed

Claire Daines in a bikini. No, its not as pleasant as it sounds. - The Superficial

The emoest couple to ever emo, Pete and Ashlee Wentzy are having a girl. Aw, daddy and daughter can share eyeliner AND jeans! - DListed

Nothing Like a Bitch Beatdown to Make Monday a Little Easier to Take

This is two of the bitches off the second season of Rock of Love. I guess it's from the reunion show they do after the finale. I didn't watch the second season because I couldn't stomach watching a bunch of old strippers and Vegas hookers drinking themselves into stupors and vomiting on Bret Michael's crotch. So I skipped it out. However, watching these two tired old hags get pissy and the one of them completely delivered a beatdown on the other ho.

Seriously, someone call Dana White over at the UFC! If the hooker-gold-digger routine doesn't work out, she's got a future over there.