Madonna is Now a Zombie

Quick someone hit this bitch with a cricket bat! Holy fuck Maddy looks like shit. I'd say the divorce must be taking it out of her, but we all know she's milking that drama for all the publicity she can.

Anywho, rumor also has it that she is a ghostwriter on the book her brother wrote. Which is not shocking either.

Says a source: "She actually ghost-wrote parts of it with him, the way Princess Diana helped Andrew Morton write his book on her. That's why there's nothing too devastating in Chris's book. He's mean to others, but not so much to his sister."

Meh. I'm still gonna read that shit.

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Celebrities Have Always Been Insane.

So there's a new book coming out that supposedly has a bunch of full-frontal nudie pictures of some big names such as: Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, Richard Gere, John Malcovich, Sean Connery, and Johnny Depp who is known as "donkey dick." Ew. Sounds horrid. The book is called Hollywood Babylon: It's Back and it's due to come out June 1st.

Besides celebrity pee-pee, there are some rather interesting stories. For example:

Marilyn Monroe had an affair with Ronald Reagan

Marilyn had a fling with Joan Crawford, but ended it. Marilyn told Shelley Winters, "She had bad breath. Besides, she wanted to do things to me that no woman should do to another woman."

James Dean showed a disconcerting interest in a 12-year-old boy. Elia Kazan, "I've known many actors who have been twisted up in their sex lives, but never anybody as sick and unhealthy as Dean was."

Elvis Presley got it on with Nick Adam

Lucille Ball was a hooker before she was famous. Desi Arnaz had a fling with Cesar Romero.

Cary Grant had an incestuous relationship with his stepson

Strange things happened to Judy Garland's dead body (this in the chapter on "Fan Worship and Necrophilia").

It's not exactly going out on a limb to say that Hollywood has been full of freaks for a long ass time. But considering most the people the author is talking about are dead, I'm sure there wasn't a whole lot of fact checking for this little book. But hey, I'm all for shitty rumors, so I might give it a read!

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