Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Wes Borland vs. A Talentless Clown

First off, I'd like to say that when I did a Google Image Search for some ugly picture of that dipshit Fred Durst, I ran across a bunch of stills from his God awful "sex video" that made circulation last year, JUST as I managed to banish all mental images of his itty bitty tiny herpes-riddled penis from my mind. Then after all that traumatizing work, I couldn't even make this bastage post the damn pictures. Thank you, Google people.

Secondly, MySpace?? What a dingbat.

Okay, on to the story. Fred Durst was all mad, so he made some one minute long song about how he hates Wes Borland for having more talent than him, and for being way more attractive. I didn't go listen to the song, because I'm still too busy pouring bleach on my eyes from having to see his penis again. However, if you are that curious, and would like to have a good laugh, here's his MySpace profile: http://www.myspace.com/limpbizkit The song has such lovely educated lyrics as:

“Stop making plans to manipulate fans and finally stick to something you believe / ’Cause you had us all fooled and, I’ll admit, even me / Manipulating like a crook who’s arrestable / It’s unacceptable, f---ing unacceptable.”

Wes Borland, being much more mature and talented, responded on his new band's MySpace ( http://www.myspace.com/blacklightburns ) in a less "You suck" fashion:

“After years and years of dealing with each other, it seems that Fred and I still have not figured out how to keep it positive. I’m to blame, he’s to blame. It sucks. We never talk. So, it’s hard to ever know what’s really going on.”

Fred signs off talking about plans for Limp Bizkit having another album, since the other on did so well, and all. (Sarcasm! Ooooh!) And adds this zinger as a stab at Wes:

“I can sleep at night knowing that I have and will never sell out and make music or do my vocals for any reason other than my soul needing to express itself through my art,”

Art?? Did he actually say "ART?" Excuse me while I shit myself laughing. That's good.

Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12275844/

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