Robot Wife is Fully Functional Again

Time to bust out the turkey baster! Katie-Kate is saying what she's been told to say, and yapping about having another kid.

Says a source: "Now that Suri is more toddler than baby, she said she misses having an infant in the house. And, of course, she thinks Suri would make a great big sister."

Really, first, they need to wean their TWO-YEAR-OLD off the bottle. Because that's just sad. More information on the stupidity of this over at my picture source.

The midget must be so happy that the reprogramming worked.

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An Office Under the Stairs?!?!!

Apparently the $cientologists read Harry Potter because in this video, Crazy Midget is giving Oprah a tour of his compound in Colorado, and shows off Suri's little "office under the stairs." What the fuck?

Crazy Midget doesn't act very crazy but Katie-Kate makes an appearance in the beginning and says "I love you" about 14 times. Bitch is malfunctioning. He really needs to check that out later. Maybe send her ass back to bootcamp for reprogramming. Anywho, I'm disappointed. I was hoping for some more couch-jumping fun!

Boo!

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Happy 2nd Birthday Suri! Now Run Like Hell!

God there's fuck-all to talk about today. Britney Spears needs to have another hissy fit or something.

Anyways, today is Suri Cruise's 2nd birthday. Poor thing lives in a house of crazy. I couldn't imagine having a depressed robot for a mother and a psycho gay midget for a dad. Can't wait until she grows up and we get the tell-all book that makes Mommy Dearest look like a fucking fairy tale.