Angelina Jolie in Washington...Still Not Pregnant.

So Angelina Jolie was in Washington today to attend the Council on Foreign Relation "Iraq, Education, and Children of Conflict" Forum.

But she's still not pregnant. She's just put on weight. Either that or an Alien is about to come busting out of that bump. Or maybe Maddox. Because that's how he rolls.

Brangelina are Better than You

People magazine and WWTDD.com are reporting that Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie and her man-slave, Brad Pitt have donated a shitload of money. To be more to the point:

Pitt (gave) $4,402,317, and Jolie $4,123,613, the Huffington Post reports, citing newly released federal tax filings. (These latest figures don't include 2007 – in which, among other charitable efforts, Brad's Make It Right Foundation raised $5 million.)In terms of dispensing their funds, according to records for 2006, the foundation handed out $2,367,935, including $1 million to both Doctors Without Borders (International Division) and to the Global AIDS Alliance.Additional gifts included $137,935 to the Namibia Red Cross Action Program (their daughter Shiloh was born in the African country); $100,000 to the Daniel Pearl Foundation (the late journalist's widow, Marianne Pearl, was played by Jolie in A Mighty Heart); $100,000 to Global Green U.S.A. and to the Epidermolysis Bulloma Medical Research Foundation.In addition, $20,000 went to an art park in Los Angeles, as did separate $5,000 donations to two orphanages that Jolie had visited.

So it's safe to say they are cooler than you and me. Which is obvious. They have Maddox on their side. He just makes you cooler by default.

Angelina Jolie to Get Her New Child Soon

If you've not heard the rumors/news/whatever, Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie has been applying to adopt a 3-year-old Vietnamese boy for the last few weeks. She was filing by herself because it's virtually impossible for an unmarried couple to adopt in Veitnam.

The boy was left at a Vietnamese hospital as a baby, and the government couldn't find his parents so he was put up for adoption. The process is going so quickly because he's older and the paperwork is pretty much done. Angie could have him in a couple weeks.

Congrats to them! I know how much Angie and the Man Slave love kids. Although I wonder what Maddox will think now that he's not the only son in the house...oh well at least they're even now!