Jean-Claude Van Damme to John Mayer: "MY Body is a Wonderland!"

Uh, no. This is even more perverse than the Carrot Top picture. Excuse me while I vomit.

This picture is apparently from the Cannes festival, where he is proving to some fans that he still has it. If by "it" he means funky old man boobs, then yes. He definately has it.

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