Birkhead is the Daddy

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like four days late, but hey, I have a life, y'know. Stop laughing. Seroiusly, it wasn't meant to be funny.

Anyways, DNA came back, and Larry Birkhead is the actual daddy to Dannielynn Hope, Anna Nicole's baby. Thank God, because Howard K. Stern is king of creepy. So the phat check goes to the photog. Woo.

Aww!

This is Melissa Etheridge and girlfriend Tammy Lynn Michaels with their newborn twins. Looks like a boy and a girl. Article doesn't give their names, but they are cute and Melissa is looking well. Hope she's recovered well from her cancer treatments.