The Fuck?!?!

Courtney Love is claiming some bitch stole late husband Kurt Cobain's ashes from her house. She kept the ashes in a pink teddy bear bag with a lock of his hair. That along with thousands of dollars worth of jewelry was stolen from her home.

From a source: Courtney said: "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."The sad news will sicken the millions of Cobain and Nirvana fans worldwide.

Now according to my Nirvana Bible, C. Love went to a buddist temple and had a statue made with some of the ashes. She buried some under a tree at the house where they lived in Seattle when he died. (When she moved, she put in the contract for the sale of the estate that she would be able to take the tree, and that the house not be made into a museum.) And according to the book, she and Frances Bean put the rest of the ashes in a creek behind his mom's house. Now I could be remembering wrong, but apparently my old cat was a Pearl Jam fan because he pissed all over my Bible. Dammit. So anyways, back to the actual story.

If I am wrong, and there were ashes left to steal, I pray they don't fall into the hands of some asshole who is just gonna sell 'em on eBay or some shit. I mean, C. Love is a crazy crackhead and all, but she did actually love Kurt and if she hasn't hocked him on eBay herself by now, she isn't going to and ought to have the ashes returned. A curse upon the asshole who stole them from her crackden - I mean home.

At any rate, if anyone sees an auction on eBay or otherwise, let a bitch know!

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Heartless Bitch

So just when I can almost forgive Courtney Love for being a giant whore, she goes and fucks it all up.

Bitch was yapping about how she supposedly still sleeps in late husband Kurt Cobain's pajamas, but then she decides she's gonna sell off all his stuff.

"I still wear his pyjamas to bed. Howam I ever going to go form another relationship in my lifetime wearingKurt's pyjamas?

" I'm going to have a Christie's auction. My house is like a mausoleum. Mydaughter Frances doesn't need to inherit a giant bag full of flannel f***ingshirts.

"A sweater, a guitar and the lyrics to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' - that'swhat my daughter gets. And the rest of it we'll just f***ing sell.

"Everyone's been positive and behind me on it. We'll make a lot of money andgive a bunch of it to charity."

Of course they're supportive! They're hoping you'll share some of the damn wealth. Kurt Cobain made over $50 million last year and he's dead! So all that money went to C. Love. What'd she do with that money I wonder? How is it that she was so damn broke that she had to sell 20% of the Nirvana catalog to some random music mogual? And she'd best not be selling his journals...that's just heartless...but look who we're talking about here.

And what if Frances Bean would like more than a sweater, a guitar, and some lyrics? Poor thing never got to know her dad.

Ugh. It's safe to say I hope bad things happen to this bitch. I can understand wanting to move on, but seriously. Think of your kid for once.