My Daily Amusement

So today will have 3 installments. In honor of the whole Parisite/Brandon/Lohan deal, and because I didn't post about it before, here is Brandon Davis, in all his spoiled rotten glory, yelling about Lindsay Lohan's firecrotch:


And here is a random Lohan fan yelling at Davis as he enters a nightclub:


And because after all that nasty fat spoiled rotten boy is in my head, I need something beautiful. So here is Tori Amos talking about and singing one of my favorite songs, Precious Things: