OH MY GOD...

Please tell me that this is a wig. PLEASE someone tell me Madonna didn't do this to her own hair. She looks like a blonde Victoria Beckham. She's had some bad hair in her career, but seriously, this is the worst. I'll take back everything I said about the leotards, just LET THIS BE A WIG!

Good Riddance

Lindsay Lohan broke her wrist recently. For some reason she's hiding her cast in this picture, don't ask me why. Bitch is also thinking of moving to London again. Let it be for real this time!
The Brits can have her coked out ass! They seem to love Pete Doherty and all.

Fergie Whines a Lot

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas was yapping about how gay guys shouldn't do ex because it leads to meth use, and for real she knows all about meth because she used to be a big ol' junkie and shit. She also goes on to say us bloggers suck because all we do is sit around and talk about her. Yeah, something like that.

Says the ugly one: "I just think, 'Wow, I've worked so hard for this, but what are you people doing other than sitting there behind your computers and talking s**t about people?' "If people don't like me, fine, but don't criticize people if you're not getting off you're a** and doing something about your own life."

Meh. I still maintain that if you are going to be famous you need to come to grips with the fact that people are going to talk about you. It happens, and no amount of whiney will stop it. So t here.

Also, bitch needs to get over it if she's gonna go out in public looking a hot mess like that.

I Am Officially Creeped the Hell Out

This is the newest addition to Madam Toussaud's in London, and obviously, this is Tupac. Very lifelike, and very creepy. Glad I don't work at that place.

Elton John and George Michael Make Nice

A couple of years ago, Elton John started a tiff with George Michael saying how George was wasting his talent by staying home. The pair have on and off shot words at each other via the media. Officially, the feud is now over. Why? Because Elton said so, that's why. He's the Queen, ya'll.

From D Listed: Elton told an ITV host today that they were fine and back to normal. He said: "George and I are fine. He came and stayed down my house last year. We're fine."

Putting an end to his public spat, John said "I'd rather keep my mouth shut ... It's up to him what he does with his life really and I don't really want to get into that anymore."

Meh. I give it a month. If I know Queen Elton he can't keep his mouth shut.

Dude Impersonate's US Agent to Get Close to the Goddess

Dude in California was arrested for pretending to be a federal agent to try to get a job working as a bodyguard for Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie and family.

From TheSmokingGun.com: SEPTEMBER 14--A California man was arrested today for impersonating a federal agent in a bizarre bid to land a job as a bodyguard for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Nelson Mercado, 46, was busted this morning in connection with a federal indictment charging him with a felony impersonation count. A copy of the indictment, filed in U.S. District Court in Santa Ana, can be found below. According to prosecutors, Mercado claimed to be a Department of Homeland Security agent when he contacted a private security firm, Sunset Protective Services and Investigations, that provides bodyguards for corporate clients and high-profile individuals like Pitt and Jolie. Mercado, who specifically sought a contract to protect the two movie stars, claimed to Sunset that he had protected famous athletes and entertainers while off-duty from his federal post. The indictment alleges that Mercado carried fake DHS credentials and drove a Ford Crown Victoria with tinted windows and police lights. The vehicle, the indictment notes, was "fraudulently registered to the 'US Dept of Homeland Security of America.'" Mercado, a Torrance resident, was arrested by Secret Service agents and faces a maximum of three years in prison if convicted of the charge.

Somebody's creepy, seriously. Who would go through all that shit just to work for a certain celebrity??? Methinks this dude's obsession makes mine look like a mini-crush. Hope he's in jail and far far away from Maddox.

KFed Releasing His Crap Upon the World

This is the cover art for KFed's album that is coming out later this month, and will go straight from the "new release" shelf to the "buy this for a dollar" bin. Where it will remain. Forever.

Somebody Has the Sensitivity of a Pig

Gawker is reporting that Getty Images has some photos of Daniel Smith hanging out with his mother, Anna Nicole, and his new baby half-sister in the days before he died. They are also stating that Getty is shopping said photos out to all the tabloids and magazines with the stipulation that the photos cannot be associated with bad press. Rumor is they want $20,000 for the pictures.

Anna Nicole may not be smart, but this is her son, she's not going to sell pictures of him right now. Michael K over at D Listed thinks it's Howard K. Stern, her attorney. I dunno who it might be, but I hope they suffer through some kind of horrible pain. That is so low to me. The poor kid's not even buried yet, people! Let the family grieve, then commence with your vulture-like tendencies.

Sean P Turns One, Two Days After Mom Pops Out Another Kid

It would appear Sean P isn't the only cute innocent child stuck living with the Federlines anymore. Apparently, Britney birthed her second baby, also a boy. Damn, no JFed for me!

"Kevin took Britney to the hospital in the evening hours of Sept. 11 to prepare for the Cesarean birth," an insider said. Only her mother Lynn, and her sister Jamie Lynn were present at the birth. None of Kevin's family was there. Right after the baby was born, Kevin got the word out to his family and close friends."

No word yet on what they named the kid, but rumor is it's like Sutton Pearce Federline, keeping with the SPF theme, which is lame. Hope that rumor is wrong.

Sean P turned a year old today, and he's got a new baby brother to show the ropes. "How to Survive Mommy's Care, and Daddy's Music." Hee.

Heiress to the Goddess Empire

Shiloh has gotten even more cute, if that's even possible! She's got some amazing genes, she's gonna be a pretty lady someday.

And also, this child, did in fact come from this woman. She didn't have to LIE about it like a certain hobbit circus midget who likes to jump on couches and shall remain nameless.

Beth is Gonna Have to Slap a Bitch!

Reality star and husband to fabulous and blonde Beth Chapman, bounty hunter Dog Chapman, has been arrested by U.S. Officials regarding an arrest they made in Mexico some time ago.

In 2003, Chapman traveled to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico to retrieve Max Factor cosmetics heir Andrew Luster, who was wanted in the U.S. on rape charges. Luster is now in jail, serving a 124-year term. The Chapmans were jailed in Mexico for a brief time for the incident three years ago. Bounty hunting is considered a crime in Mexico.

Dog's wife, Beth Chapman, said 12 armed marshals "came through the door" at 6:00AM this morning. She said they took their daughter's boyfriend down at gunpoint. Dog was sleeping at the time.

Geez, you don't gotta fly in there guns blazing. Dog is good people, he woulda just went with ya to try to straighten shit out. However, these marshalls probably realized Beth would hit someone with a boob and it'd be all over, so they were just playing it safe.

Seriously though, LOVE this show and hope it all works out all right!

Whitney Must've Sobered Up!

Rehab must've done her some good! Rumor is that she served her husband of 14 years, Bobby Brown, with divorce papers. FINALLY!

ET confirms the news that WHITNEY HOUSTON and BOBBY BROWN are divorcing after 14 years of marriage. Sources tell ET that Whitney filed the paperwork. Legal documents were said to have been filed Friday; Bobby was reportedly served with those documents on Tuesday ... Just hours ago, a radiant-looking Whitney made a rare public appearance with music mogul CLIVE DAVIS in Beverly Hills at a tribute for JOHNNY MATHIS at the 15th annual Society of Singers ELLA Awards.

Okay, look Brit, it CAN be done. Take the hint!

More Eww.

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Anna Nicole's Son Died?

I give Anna Nicole Smith a lot of shit, but still, this is sad. I know how proud she was of Daniel, and nobody deserves to lose a child.

From the front of her website: "On September 7th Anna Nicole gave birth to a healthy 6 pound, 9 ounce baby girl. Her son Daniel was in the Bahamas with her to share in the joy of his baby sister when he passed away suddenly on the morning of September 10th. We have yet to learn the cause of death but do not believe that drugs or alcohol were a factor. Anna Nicole is absolutely devastated by the loss of her son. He was her pride and joy and an amazing human being. Please do not make any press inquiries at this time so that Anna Nicole can grieve in peace."

That was from http://www.annanicole.com/

Then DListed reported this from TMZ.com:
According to police, Smith herself found her son in her hospital room yesterday around 9:00 am, thinking that he was asleep. She then tried to wake him up and, after he didn't respond, immediately called for help. At that point, doctors and staff were not able to revive 20-year-old Daniel. Anna Nicole had just given birth three days earlier in the same hospital to a baby daughter.

The police continue to maintain that there were no signs of visible injury on the body, and that there were no signs of violence in the room. Police add that they haven't deemed the death a homicide, and do not suspect foul play.

Sources cited by the local newspaper Nassau Guardian have suggested that the cause of death was a "massive heart attack," but neither doctors nor the local coroner has confirmed this. And the Guardian adds that Daniel Smith arrived in Nassau on Saturday, after his mother had given birth.

Source for this: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/09/more-details-on-death-of-daniel-smith.html

How sad! He was only 20! They are saying it was a heart attack?? Who knows. It's still so sad. Poor lady, it's gonna be hard to be happy about the new baby when your other baby has died. My heart goes out to her.

UPDATE! The docs in the Bahama's are saying that Daniel did not die of natural causes.

"The cause of death is not natural," Her Majesty's Coroner Linda P. Virgill tells PEOPLE. "However, we wish to reserve the cause of death at this time pending the toxicologist examination and report for confirmation of cause of death. Friday is the likely release date for the autopsy and toxicology report."

Daniel Smith was found sitting upright in a chair after going to see his mother and his new half-sister in the private Doctors Hospital in Nassau, Reginald Ferguson, assistant commissioner of the Royal Bahamas Police Force, told reporters late Monday.

According to Virgill, a coroner's inquest with a jury will take place, and Anna Nicole Smith will likely be asked for her testimony. "All persons who are relevant witnesses, like his mother and hospital staff and airline personnel who had contact with him, would have to testify," Virgill says. "The inquest would happen late October or early November to determine how, when and by what manner Daniel came to his death."

She continued, "The family wishes to return the body to the United States, but it won't be released until the reports are in."

Source: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/09/daniel-smith-did-not-die-of-natural.html

Aw man. Poor Anna.

People Finally Tired of Parisite

Yes, it is finally happening. People are tired of Parisite Hilton showing up at their parties with her herpes and her trashy friends, and they're doing something about it!

On Friday, her and all her stupid friends were at some club getting drunk and then decided they wanted to go party with Orlando Bloom at some hotel bar, but they were stopped by security who wouldn't let them in under strict orders from the hotel's owner, Ian Schrager, who had told security that "the likes of Paris Hilton and her ilk are not welcome here."

If you think THAT is good, wait, there's more!

Super rich dude Richard Branson recently invited her to his son's 21st birthday party, which had a mad hatter theme. Of course, Bitch wanted to be the star of someone else's birthday party, and she asked Branson if she could come as Alice, and he agreed. Well, he isn't rich by luck, he's one smart dude. He had about 60 waitresses dress as Alice, so when Parisite showed up, she was pretty shocked she wasn't as nifty as she thought she was. She was pretty pissed later when Branson purposefully mistaked her for a waitress and tried to order a drink from her ass!

Oh man, keep 'em coming. This shit is awesome!

Madonna is Brave, or Stupid, Depending on Who You Ask.

Madonna is in Russia right now, getting ready for her last show of her Confessions tour. She received several death threats to her and her family as well, from the Russian Mafia, and a bomb threat from some Dutch priest. Day-um! I know Maddy is contraversial, but seriously. Bitch didn't get death threats on the Blonde Ambition tour, just the pope getting angry about her pretending to get off onstage during Like a Virgin. (Ah, the good ol' days!)

In spite of the threats, she's still gonna play tonight. Originally it was scheduled for yesterday, but she postponed it to today in honor of 9/11. She's tightened her security, and I hope her ass makes it out alive!

This is Why I Call Him the Man-Slave....

Man Slave Brad Pitt has announced that he is doing no more nude scenes in his movies so his kids won't see it. Bitch has lost his damn mind.

Says the Slave: "I do think about what they are going to see and certainly some of the stuff I have done, what they are going to see when they grow up and I am a little concerned.
"It definitely colors what I'll approach in the future. I will try to be a little more mature about my decisions I think."

Oh good lord. Methinks he let Maddox watch Fight Club and Dame Goddess got pissed when Prince M tried to start a Project Mayhem group with all his little nursery school friends. She came home and the house was filled with three-year-olds with shaved heads repeating "First rule of Project Mayhem is we do not talk about Project Mayhem..."

Brad's a good actor, it sucks that he's gonna let himself get sucked into mediocrity like this. I love you, Angelina, always will, but don't let him do this! Just lock up Se7en and Snatch. Kids don't need to be watching that shit anyway.

And because I found this in my Photobucket account, here's a link to some naked pictures of Brad Pitt on the set of the Jesse James movie he did. Obviously, the pics on this link are NSFW but figured I'd better make that pretty clear.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/MyraEllen828/BradPitt_02.jpg

Did Britney Spears Birth the Second Federline?

The National Enquirer is claiming that KFed drove Britney Spears to hospital for her C Section since bitch is too lazy to have a baby normally. (Must be nice to be rich and spoiled and be able to put your body through unnecesarry surgery!) Anyways, the rumor is that she had a boy, even though they were expecting a girl, and the baby boy weighed in at 6 pounds, 11 ounces. They had a girl's name picked out, Jailyn Federline, which was effing awesome because all the bloggers were totally gonna call the kid Jail. Me, I was going with JFed. Hee.

Oh well, we shall see.

Hulk Hogan's Gonna be Mad...

Yeah, that's a Lambo. Er, that WAS a Lambo. Anyways, it was registered to Hulk Hogan, who is of WWF wrestling fame, and more recently, the VH1 reality show based on his family called Hogan Knows Best. He was not in this Lambo when this happened. His son, Nick, who is 16, and his wife, Linda, were however, as these are pictures of them. No word if they were the only ones in the car, but it was said that a minor was driving when the accident happened, but since it was a minor, they cannot release the name.

Nick looks sheepish. Obviously nobody said he was driving exactly, but this facial expression just says "Oops." Thank God nobody was hurt, that looked nasty. Linda looks shaken. Damn, I would be too! Surprised girl didn't wet herself!

We Remember

I wasn't online at all yesterday, I'm off Mondays so Husband and I did some cleaning, but we did take a pause to play some music and remember where we were on September 11, 2001. We hadn't met yet, and I was at college. I got up that morning, and went down to the campus health center to get a prescription filled. When I was leaving, they had CNN on, and I saw the first tower on fire. I looked at the girl behind the desk and asked "Is this real?" she was in shock, but she nodded. I ended up sitting there for a good hour watching the second plane hit, then watching both towers fall. I left and didn't go to my class (I'd already pretty much missed it anyway) I went straight back to my best friend Drew's room, where I called my Grandma and my Dad. At the time, nobody was sure if the attack was over or not, and where I went to college is like a mile from the air force base where they house all but like 2 of the stealth bombers that the U.S. has. So I was a tad worried the terrorists had that base on their list.

Anyways, it was a very sombering event for me, and it's amazing to me how fresh it still is, 5 years later. Link in the title takes you to the amazing post that Trent over at Pink is the New Blog made. In his comments, there were actually some jerks who had the nerve to bitch at Trent about his post, and at other commentators! I would like to remind people of something we should already know: 5 years ago, those people who went to work, or boarded that plane, they had NO IDEA of what was ahead of them. And the brave souls in Flight 93? The ones who caused their plane to crash in Pennslyvania? You can bet they weren't planning on being heroes that day. To gripe about the war, the president and others on a day when we SHOULD be honoring those innocent who fell, is stupid. We all have opinions on the actions of our administration post-9/11, but save that for later.

I know my post is a day late, but just wanted to post something. We will never forget, and God bless those who died that tragic day, and God bless those who survived.

My Daily Amusement - September 21st, Bitches!

New Season of ER starts September 21st, and I will be there. Shit looks GOOD. This is the preview they've been showing on NBC this week.

Happy Birthday Luka!

No, his name isn't Luka Kovach but still. He's hot shit.

Goran Visnjic turns 34 today. He's on ER, the best show ever, in case some of you fuckers didn't know. And he's hot. Way hot. With an accent.

New season of ER starts September 21st! I'm so there!

Happy Birthday, Goran, and thank you for bringing the hot back to ER when we thought all was lost.

KFed Stinks Up a Good Show

Here sits KFed, pretending to read his lines. Bitch can't read, I dunno why he's acting like it.

Anyways, dumbass is supposed to be guest starring in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, which is an amazing show. Sadly, he doesn't play a dead body, but I'm still holding out that he gets shot or kicked in the face with a golf shoe.

The episode is called "Fannysmackin'" (what the fuck?) and it debuts October 12th. KFed plays a thug. I know, shocking, right?

Oh look at George, A.K.A. Nick trying hard to not paint the wall with his face. Kick his ass, Nick!

Parisite Reaches New Level of Ewww

Note to Paris: wearing the emo-black wig does not cover wonky eye.

Fresh outta jail for her DUI, Parisite Hilton was seen leaving a hotel with fellow STD-fest, Travis Barker. All I can say about this is at least they are keeping the herpes containted.

A source told the Sun, "Before long they were making out on one of the VIP beds. They were groping and grinding with their clothes on. All her friends and her sister Nicky were there looking stunned." The raunchy couple then gave the crowd even more of a show when they headed to strip club Spearmint Rhino in a limousine. "Their steamy show in their limo, near the rear VIP private entrance, was more sizzling than the lap dances inside. Guys were standing around watching."

And by "watching" they mean "throwing up their insides."



Ew.

Nicole Kidman Really Needs to Watch Herself

Now, I like Nicole Kidman, I really do. She survived like 10 years with that psycho alien hobbit, and she's always seemed very respectable. But bitch is trampling on royal territory here! She's wanting to do some humanitarian work in India, and even wants to be the Goodwill Ambassador to that country. As we all know, Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie is the Goodwill Ambassador to Africa.

Nicole talks about the Goddess: "It's not like Angelina is any better than a nurse working in a hospital but she's getting the publicity for her contribution.

"I have a friend who is a doctor and every year he works in Africa for two months for no money. So everyone is on the same playing field, whether you offer your services as the doctor or as Angelina does."

So, I guess giving over a third of her yearly income to a starving country is pretty much nothing, eh, Nicole? What are you gonna be doing in India? Yeah, pretty much the same thing that Angelina does in Africa. So guess what, you're not any better than her, and she's still light years hotter than you. Yes, you have two adopted kids, but so does she, PLUS she's got another one with Man Slave Brad Pitt and ain't nobody wetting themselves to see your man butt-naked.

I still like her, but she needs to behave herself when it comes to the Goddess.

My Daily Amusement - Obligatory Ass-Kicking

This is some reporter doing one of those investigative things about a woman who was stealing money. At some point, her husband decides to kick the crap out of the reporter. The camera guy, of course, does nothing at all.

Now I don't have sound, so I don't know what the bitch was going on about, but I like watching a good beatdown.

Another Conspiracy Theory Regarding Suri

This is what Trent over at Pink is the New Blog has been thinking, and I gotta say, I would believe it.

Since I'm too lazy to type it in my own words, here it is how it's posted over on A Socialite's Life:

The story goes that when Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn't MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don't remember, Suri's announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented - there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn't want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn't newborn. After a few months it's not so easy to recognize a baby's exact age. Have you noticed that Suri has uniquely slanted eyes like Chris Klein?

Yeah, it's believable. I would believe just about ANYTHING right now.

God Has Been Listening!!!!!

Oh yes, God has heard my prayers. He FINALLY saw fit for Parisite Hilton to see the inside of a jail. Yes, folks, bitch got arrested early this morning for a DUI. And the world shall rejoice. Of course, after the vagina got sprung out, she called up Ryan Gaycrest to issue her obligatory denial.

"You know what, it was nothing," she said. "I'd been shooting my music video for my new song, 'Nothing in this World.' … I got off last night at about 10 p.m. then I went and had dinner with my sister and all my girlfriends, and then we went to this charity event Dave Navarro threw for brain tumors. "And um, I had one margarita, starving 'cause I had not ate all day, on my way to In-n-Out which is probably three blocks away, and I'm in my (Mercedes) SLR, which is a little fast, so maybe I was speeding a little bit" – she giggled – "and I got pulled over." So, Seacrest asked, was she driving erratically, as reported? "No, I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-Out burger!"

Bitch is claiming she wasn't drunk, just hungry. Yeah, and Mel Passion of the Gibson wasn't drunk, just opinionated. Gimmie a break.

Aren't these pictures just divine? I think I'm gonna frame 'em.


Look! Bitch is resisting arrest! You're gonna have to beat her ass, because she's grown immune to pepperspray.

Oh man. This is glorious. Thank you, Karma!

My Daily Amusement - AWWWWWWWW!!!

After all the cuteness that is Katie-Kate and the Couch Jumper's adopted child Suri, I needed a new brand of cute. And voila! CuteOverload.com posted this on their site! These kittens are the cutest ever, and if you don't say "awww" or at least smile just once, you are one heartless mother-effer.

More Evidence to My Theory

Michael K over at D Listed is hot shit, but he has some sort of creepy obsession with Suri Cruise.

Anyways, he posted some scans from Vanity Fair and I am telling you, the more I see of this kid, the more convinced that I am that this kid is Asian. Seriously! Someone over at Gawker totally photoshopped a confirmed Asian baby into one of the pictures, and I thought for real that it was the baby they are passing off as Suri. She's a cute baby, but no way did she come outta Katie-Kate unless they did the artificial insemination with Asian sperm or she did an Asian guy.

John Mayer Comes to His Senses

So, rumor is that John Mayer has dumped Chestica on her plastic ass. Supposedly, he likes his shit kept quiet, and got pissed when she ran and told everybody on earth, including People and Us magazines.

According to Page Six: "...Mayer has already dumped Simpson, because, insiders say, she and her pals are too loose-lipped for the reclusive Mayer. One person in the Mayer camp told Us Weekly the relationship "was a 2 [that] her camp spun into an 11 . . . [Mayer] thinks it's desperate . . . an attempt to stay in the spotlight."

Well, duh! Everything that bitch does is for attention. Really, I think Papa Joe scared this one off too. John seems like a pretty level-headed guy, but Papa Joe can creep out anybody. John got all freaked and ran like hell. I do not blame him at all.

You Tell Me...

"Yes, Suri, She's Our Baby"?? That is effin' hilarious.

So, my good friend Sara emailed me the link that is in the title of this article. It's from Vanity Fair's website. I checked it out, thought "Gee, Suri looks a lot like an Asian baby..." but I felt like I was being quick to judge, so I took to the internet, checking all my favorite sites to see what my favorite bloggers had to say. Each link has more pictures and even some video from Katie Couric's bit last night showing the spread.

Trent from Pink is the New Blog was pretty doubtful, and thinks the kid looks like Chris Klein, the dude Katie-Kate was dating before Couch Jumper.
Link: http://trent.blogspot.com/2006/09/million-dollar-baby-sham-continues.html

Michael K of DListed (whose site underwent a makeover, and looks hella good) was pretty neutral. Said she was a cute baby, but seriously, Couch Jumper wouldn't buy an ugly kid.
Link: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/09/cant-get-enough-of-suri.html

At WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo.com, there was a quote about how "hurt" Katie-Kate is about what people have been saying about her sham relationship and sham kid:

"it's been heartbreaking (to see what's being said in the press about her family and her baby). Some of the crap that's out there, the stuff that's said about my parents and my siblings, it's really frustrating the amount of shit that's out there. And the stuff they say about Suri?! You shouldn't say that about us, and you can't say that about my child."

And apparently, the mind-control device is still rockin' on. Here's the link to that:
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1303

So my conclusion is, the child is Asian, and that baby's hair is done up more than Ken Paves gettin' ready for his date with Patrick Swayze. I still call shananegans.

Recommendations From Trent

Hottest of the Hot Shit Trent Reznor spoke on his site today regarding the documentary on HBO that Spike Lee did:


[09_04_2006]

If you have the opportunity, I highly suggest watching Spike Lee's documentary "When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts" currently playing on HBO. It's a very well done look at what happened and is happening now in New Orleans.

12:14pm_PST

Unfortunately, my cable company is hella expensive, and my dumb ass only has basic. So I'll have to wait til that shit comes out on DVD. But I read about that and thought it looked good. Nice to see it has Trent's endorsement!

Also, any excuse I can find to post a Trent Reznor picture, you know I'm all over it.

SOMEONE WAS LISTENING!!

Someone was paying attention earlier, because I totally found this and I love it. Earlier, I wished Parisite Hilton would cry, and she totally did. Although, this was not because of her CD being defaced, this was because she was denied access to a club. Bitch didn't know that not EVERYONE wants to be exposed to her herpes.

Chestica in Denial

Chestica Simpson was on The View today and of course, issued the standard denial "we're just friends" B.S. regarding her and John Mayer.

Says Boobs: "I love it that she just goes right there! I'’m actually not dating John Mayer. They put in this quote saying that I'm in love! But he'’s my friend. I'’ve known him for a couple of years."

Meh.

RIP Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin, energetic and sorta goofy Australian conservationalist has died. He is known as the infamous "Crocodile Hunter" and owns and runs a zoo in his native country.

From source: The larger-than-life Irwin, 44, known for his fearlessly enthusiastic handling of even the deadliest of wildlife, was killed when a stingray barb punctured his heart during underwater filming off northeastern Australia.

"He came over the top of a stingray and the stingray's barb went up and went into his chest and put a hole into his heart," said the ebullient Irwin's longtime producer John Stainton, who was with him at the time on Monday.

"It's likely that he possibly died instantly when the barb hit him, and I don't think that he ... felt any pain," a tearful Stainton told reporters in the city of Cairns. "He died doing what he loved best."

Damn! I honestly thought this was one of those internet pranks when the husband found this on ABC News last night. We finally turned on Animal Planet, where they had a mini-tribute during the commercials to another show, and later in the night ran a show where Steve and his family talked his life growing up. The best part of that was hearing his dad talk about what a pain in the ass he was, because every time they went hiking or camping, Steve would run off and the family would have to go find him. That's some hilarious stuff. CNN also aired his last interview on Larry King Live, but I missed that. They're supposed to show it again tonight, I think.

He died filming a nature show at the time, so his death was actually videotaped. Rumor around the internet is that Steve had said if his death was ever filmed, he'd want it shown, and the rumor goes on to say his family is planning on releasing it. Somehow, I couldn't believe I could watch a video of my husband dying, let alone broadcast it to the world. But you never know, I guess. If they do release it, I for one, will not be watching that shit. That's too much for me. I'm a heartless bitch sometimes, but some shit even I cannot take.

My condolences go out to his family and friends. He leaves behind his wife, Terri, who was on a lot of his shows and narrated some of them, and two kids: Bindi, 8; and Bob, 2. At least the kids will have plenty of television specials to watch, so they can always kinda have their dad around!

We'll miss ya, Steve!

Minnie is a Bad Ass

I love Sharon Osbourne, she's hot shit, but she needs to realize she cannot do the TV show thing. Apparently, she's got ANOTHER show, and her badass dog, Minnie, totally bit Patrick Swayze.

From Digital Spy: The actor approached the sofa cautiously for his interview with the X Factor star when he noticed her Pomeranian Minnie looking menacing.

"Hello Minnie, you're looking as though you might bite my head off," he remarked.

Despite Osbourne's reassurances, the star's prediction proved correct as the dog launched at him.

According to the Mirror the host apologised and told him: "She didn't mean it. She bites me all the time!"

Adapting the infamous line from his film Dirty Dancing, Swayze responded: "Nobody puts Minnie in the corner!"

Meh. Minnie just doesn't put up with any shit. She smelled the gay on Patrick and wanted a taste.

This is Pure Awesome

Apparently, some guy intercepted a shipment of Paris Hilton CD's so he of course, took them home, photoshopped the inserts, and put in discs of his own remixes which he retitled such fitting titles as: Why Am I Famous?, What Have I Done?, and What Am I For? After the sad news that I got about my crazy crocodile hunter, this is just a breath of fresh air. I hope she cries.

Oh yeah, link in title takes you to pictures, some of which are NSFW, as the artist added a few boobies.

They Finally Bought Themselves a Baby

So, tomorrow we should have the new issue of Vanity Fair, which is supposed to have the new pictures of Suri Cruise. I will probably buy the magazine, but that is because I am trained to do so by my addiction.

From the source: The exclusive photos reportedly show baby Suri nestled against Tom's neck as he sleeps. Another is said to show Suri sleeping on the couple's bed, with Katie grinning at the camera.

Hidden from view, however, are the cattle prods used if Katie-Kate should ever get out of line.

Trent Has Something to Say About KFed "Acting"

Yeah, FUCK YOU KFed! I'm gonna have to watch a CSI with that wannabe rapper freak????? Oh well maybe there's a good side. Maybe his character dies.

Anyways, we hadn't had a Trent Reznor picture in a while, and I thought we needed one. Dunno which show that's from, but that's one damn sexy middle finger, baby.

Chestica Sucks

She sang her crappy new song on The Today Show. She tried to blame her shitty job on the fact that she hasn't had a voice all week, when in fact, it's because bitch needs to take a tip from her sister and start lip-syncing.

I Didn't Miss Much...

Yes, it's a video but no, not calling it a Daily Amusement. This shit is just sad and pathetic.

Apparently last night, Britney and KFed made a special appearance via satelite or whatever. They presented the award for best R&B video. It was like the rest of the VMA's - boring, crappy, and full of cheese. If this is what we are to expect from his acting, then really, I'm not surprised.



Apparently, Jack Black was a shitty host. I dunno, I didn't watch it, I just saw some pictures of the ugly people who showed up. Also, KFed's new video is on the internet somewhere. However, I don't have any inclination to try to watch that train wreck. If it's worth watching, someone will let me know.

Johnny Depp is Better Than Everyone

This is Johnny Depp. This girl asked him for an autograph, so he went above and beyond the call of duty. How awesome is that?

If you are a celebrity, first, what the crap are you doing reading my stupid blog? Don't you have some plastic surgery appointment to make? Second, take a few lessons from the man here. The only reason you have money to have your fat sucked is because there are people willing to buy your CD's or go see your movies. Show some appriciation. And do something about KFed because he's annoying as shit.