Alanis' Hates Boobies

Apparently, as a kid, Alanis Morissette was a major tomboy, and was very upset when she started growing boobies.

"Looking back, it was quite hard, because there's no greater indicator that you can't just hang out with boys for the rest of your life than when you grow breasts." "

I was angry about it. It all exploded in a torrent of femininity as a teenager."

I'm willing to bet fiance Ryan Reynolds is glad she got the boobs. Speaking of, if you don't know who Ryan Reynolds is, and you are either a gay man or a straight female, uh, YOU SHOULD:



Yeah. That's him. He's hot shit.

Chestica vs. Ashlee

Well, according to Star magazine, Chestica Simpson and younger sister Ashlee Simpson are at odds.

ashlee is going head-to-head with her sister, i think she feels her parents, especially her dad, joe, have always favored jessica, and she's sick of it...

the article claims that ashlee is desperately trying to be like her big sister...first the nose, then the blonde hair, her wardrobe is even edging towards jessica's style, and now STAR claims she is even considering a boob job to match up with jessica's chestiness...

If I were Ashlee, I'd feel damn lucky to not be that closey close with dad Joe Simpson. She has no idea what Chestica has to do for him to keep her the "favorite daughter."

Karma is Biting Tom Cruise in the Ass

Supposedly, Katie-Kate Holmes has been very emotional, and prone to crying, which has led some to believe she's suffering from the baby blues, which is cutesy talk for post-partum depression.

According to Britain's The Sun newspaper, friends say the actress breaks down and cries and seems emotional and very tired since she and fiancé Tom Cruise welcomed their baby girl last month.

She's also been spotted looking red-eyed at the plush Beverly Hills mansion she shares with Tom, who last year slammed Brooke Shields for admitting taking anti-depressants for post-natal depression.

This is sad for Katie-Kate, but Tom Crazy Cruise deserves this shit. If she comes down with full on PPD, then I hope to GOD her parents step in and do something. Tom would just sit there and feed her vitamins til she totally loses it and decapitates him with one of those shoes she bought while she was still 14 months pregnant.

Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman at the X-Men 3 Premiere

Here is Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman at the Mexican premiere for X-Men 3 The Last Stand. As usual, Halle is very pretty, and Hugh is hot shit.

And Just One More Picture....

Yeah I just had to stick one more picture of Trent Reznor in since it's his birthday and all.

Oh yeah, and for good measure, here's a video of Neopoleon Dynamite dancing to Only.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRENT REZNOR!!!

This picture gives me dirty thoughts. Heh.

Always gonna be a heavy favorite...it has muscly arms, and HOT ASS. Oh yeah.

If only this picture were in color. Then you'd agree with me that he has the prettiest eyes ever.

JAZZ HANDS!! Ha, yeah sorry.

For Deirdre over at Wearing These Chains ( http://www.wearingthesechains.com ) who has made me see the sexiness of his TEETH.

Anywho, today, the hottest of all hot shit, Trent Reznor, turns 41-years-old. Hard to believe, considering how SMOKING HOT he is. I wish him well, and hope he knows how much we fans appriciate what he does, and how much us female fans appriciate...ahem....yeah.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRENT!!!!!!

Don't Be Shocked...

If you aren't already happy enough by the fact that today is the day of birth of the hottest shit on earth, then click the title of this post, and it'll take you to the daily video posted over at Idontlikeyouinthatway.com. It's Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim, featuring the great and wonderful Christopher Walken, dancing around and flying. It kicks ass.

Dave Navarro Isn't Gay. You Know How I Know? He Doesn't Like Coldplay.

Yeah my title is gay, though.

Hot Shit Dave Navarro admitted in an interview that he'd experimented with the same sex before, but it only cemented his straightness.

"I've come to realise through my experimentation over the years that I'm not gay, nor am I bisexual."

The former Red Hot Chili Pepper, who famously locked lips with lead singer Anthony Kiedis in one of their music videos, adds, "I've never been aroused by a man, but I've been in situations where I could potentially be aroused."

He also adds that if he were gay, he'd do Johnny Depp. Yeah, Johnny's hot and all, but I'm hella jealous that Dave got to kiss Anthony Kiedis. Holy crap I know they're both dudes and all, but I need to find that music video. I can't believe I've never seen that shit.

Rihanna About to Get Hit

Rihanna is Jay Z's newest artist, and it seems she's been stepping on Beyonce's toes. Of course, Beyonce and Jay Z have been dating forever, so you'd think Beyonce could trust her man better, but hey.

Rumors are beginning to circulate that Rihanna is becoming uncomfortably close to her mentor Jay Z. And that closeness reportedly bothers Jay Z's longtime girlfriend Beyonce. As one entertainment insider tells us, "Rihanna is desperately trying to steal Beyonce's look, her style, and even her sound ... I wouldn't be surprised if now she's trying to steal Beyonce's man."At a recent NJ Nets game, Beyonce's frustration boiled over. According to a fan seated near the couple, Beyonce lost her cool when Jay Z received a 15 minute telephone call from Rihanna. Beyonce reportedly yelled out "why do you keep talking to her" and stormed out of the arena before Jay Z had a chance to explain.
And in a MediaTakeOut.com exclusive, we have learned that Beyonce may truly have something to worry about. Last month, while Beyonce was in Los Angeles accepting a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, Jay Z was reportedly in New York City wining and dining Rihanna. While the two did attend a series of business meetings, they also had dinner for two at Cipriani's and later that evening the pair was spotted entering one of the private rooms at Jay Z's 40/40 club. Our spy tells us that Jay Z and the young singer were all alone in the screened off room for more than four hours.
We contacted one of Jay Z's representatives who admitted that the Jigga Man and Rihanna have been spending a lot of time together. But the rep vehemently denied that anything is going one between the two. According to the rep, "it takes a lot to groom an artist and Jay's just putting in the work."

Whoa, sounds like Rihanna's askin' for a catfight. I don't really care about Beyonce or Jay Z, but those two are like hip-hop royalty and it'd be a sin to break that up.

Paul McCartney and Wife Heather Split

Paul McCartney and wife Heather Mills have announced their separation after four years of marriage, blaming the media for their marriage failing.

McCartney, 63, and former model Mills, 38, who married in a lavish ceremony in Ireland in June 2002, said the constant attention had made "it increasingly difficult to maintain a normal relationship."
"Having tried exceptionally hard to make our relationship work given the daily pressures surrounding us, it is with sadness that we have decided to go our separate ways," the statement said.
"Our parting is amicable and both of us still care about each other very much."
The couple, who have a two-year-old daughter, Beatrice, met in 1999 at a charity event, a year after the death from breast cancer of McCartney's first wife, photographer Linda Eastman.

Well, yet another couple bites the dust.

Proof of Pregnancy? Or Reeeeally Good Makeup???

TomKat recently went out to some baseball game, and Katie-Kate made damn sure her shirt peeked up so someone could snap a picture of some really nasty stretch marks. Now, to me that makes sense considering she was pregnant for about 14 years. But the skeptic in me thinks "They can do wonders with makeup these days." You tell me.

Good Lord, Finally.

Nicole Kidman finally freaking owns up to the fact that her and Keith Urban are dating, and engaged. A big fat DUH to that one, y'know.

Someone asked her at some event if her date was her boyfriend. Her date being Urban, of course:

"He's actually my fiancee. I wouldn't be bringing my boyfriend."

Yeah, she'd rather lie for ten years that she's not dating him then get herself photographed by EVERYBODY and their cousin when she's sucking face with the dude.

I love you, Nicole, but that was seriously one of Hollywood's worst kept secrets.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott Release Wedding Photos

So yeah. Looks cute, very quaint, even with Tori's trampy "wedding dress." But still, looked nice, and they look cute.

Still though, it's a countdown to divorce. 10, 9, 8.....

Courtney Love and Frances Bean on Mother's Day

Courtney Love and daughter Frances Bean had a horseback outing on Mother's Day in Malibu.

OH man it was hard typing that sentence, with the words "horse" and "Courtney Love" and not making a joke. But I just can't. That shit is too easy.

Hot Shit List, Part 3

And la continuey:

11. Dave Matthews. This man is seriously talented. He's also cute, which helps, but I've been jamming to Dave Matthews Band tunes since I was about 16. Def have to have the man on my list.

12. David Blaine. He's crazy shit, but oh well. He's hot.

13. Maddox Jolie-Pitt. And if you forget he's hot shit, he'll kick your ass and remind you.

14. Sully from the band Godsmack. YES, I'm a bit of a rock girl. But seriously, this man IS hot shit. LOOK at him!

15. Johnny Depp. And, Duh. He's hot, and he's a nice guy. He'll sign an autograph for ya!

Britney Avoids DFS Again

These pictures were posted around yesterday of Britney Spears, Queen of White Trash driving in her car with son Sean Preston looking kinda dead. Apparently, he was buckled in the carseat wrong. Geez, bitch can't get it right when she tries!

"After causing an international uproar by driving with her infant unsecured in her lap, Spears, sporting curlers in her hair, is snapped here driving in Malibu with the baby strapped in the back seat - but facing the wrong way. Babies under 20 pounds or less than a year old should have their car seats facing backward, according to California motor-vehicle codes, and 8-month-old Sean Preston is facing forward as Spears rolls along in her Mini Cooper with its top down."

Now also according to authorities, in order to go after Brit, an actual person would have to report it, not people seeing photographs. So the photogs don't count. So she's evaded trouble once again.

I hope this kid survivies infancy. I want to read this tell-all.

Babs is Too Good to Pay for "MI:3"

Barbara Striesand recently went to see Mission: Impossible 3 with James Brolin and decided to demand that they not pay to see it.

"We asked especially for you," Streisand cooed to the young man at the customer service desk, as Brolin smiled a winsome supporting-actor smile. "We haven't seen you in a while," La Streisand went on.
The flattered young man said he'd been transferred briefly to a different Mann multiplex, and added: "You're always welcome here. We'll take care of you."
....
"I just couldn't believe it," Grossman told me yesterday. "It's one thing to be comped their tickets, but it's quite another to ask to be comped, in order to save a lousy $20 bucks. But she's notorious for being this way. I wonder if she goes to Ralph's in Malibu and asks if she can have her groceries for free."

Okay I know that movie sucked and all, but aren't you supposed to demand your money back AFTER you see the shitty movie. Just a though, though.

Happy Birthday Janet Jackson!!!!

Janet Jackson turns 40 today. Happy birthday, Miss Janet!

The Hot Shit List, Part 2

And, continued:

6. Eddie Izzard. Because Bitch looks better in a dress than I do.

7. Vin Diesel. Bad actor, but the hotness MORE than makes up for it.

8. Jesse James. The motorcycle maker, not the outlaw who died MANY years ago. Damn he looks good on a bike. Sandra Bullock is one lucky bitch.

9. Hugh Jackman. I'm a HUGE geek, and have been reading comics forever. Never thought Wolverine could be sexy, but this man makes it so.

10. Ryan Reynolds. Sarcastic, stupid, annoying, sort of assholish, but dammit, he is HOT.

More Hot Shit to come!!!!

The Hot Shit List, Part 1

In case you were wondering, here is my official Hot Shit List. By order of how hot:

1. Trent Reznor. The King of Angst and Big Muscles. Rowr, baby!

2. Anthony Kiedis. The King of Hot Hair. Oh yeah.

3. George Clooney. He's my ER stud. Plus, he has that face. You know what I'm talking about, the cocked head, come-do-me-now face. Holy crap.

4. Brad Pitt. Mostly him in Fight Club but yeah. He's a hot man-slave now.

5. Christopher Meloni. He can arrest me ANYTIME.

Okay, to be continued...apparently there's a limit as to how many pictures can go in one post.

And For His Next Trick....

So David Blaine has announced his next trick. To go live in the jungle with the wild things.

"I'm planning to live harmoniously among wild beasts. And I'd like to do it alone in the jungle."

Don't they already do this shit on Survivor? Oh well. At least it's not yet ANOTHER trick that has him sitting in something in the middle of New York City somewhere. But you know cameras will follow his ass. He's hot shit, but if he gets eaten by a lion, I'll laugh. He's not THAT high on the Hot Shit List.

Richie Sambora and Denise Richards NOT Split After All

I posted last week that Richie Sambora had dumped Denise Richards out of some feeling of duty to ex-wife Heather Locklear and their daughter Ava. Now, sources are saying that was false.

Well, sources connected with the couple confirm to TMZ that Richards and Sambora are "totally together." Sambora is in Austria tonight, in the middle of Bon Jovi's world tour. We're told Richards is trying to arrange to travel overseas to be with Sambora during the tour.

This comes from TMZ.com, and as usual the source is in the title of this post. There's a video there where they were asking Denise about the rumors on Mother's Day, but Denise had pretty much nothing to say.

Brangelina to Never Marry

Apparently, man slave Brad Pitt really wants to marry Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie, but she's had no success in the marriage department before (she's been married and divorced twice) so she's in no hurry to run to the altar now.

"Brad has literally got down on his knees to beg Angelina to change her mind, but she laughs pulls him to his feet, kisses him and says, 'Let's not ruin something so perfect.'"

Damn skippy, Brad. Don't go pissing off The Goddess. She might tell Maddox on you, and get your ass banished.

Anyways, all joking aside, those pictures are from Nambia, where the Jolie/Pitt fam have been staying. Angie still looks hella pregnant, so I guess no baby yet.